The email to inform people of the nursery pics

Greetings internet saavy friends.

I uploaded some images of the nursery. To to them, all you have to do is follow these simple steps:

- Go to http://www.google.com and search for "baby nursery". That will return approximately 2,320,000 links. (I counted them individually, so its accurate as of time of writing)

- Look for the link that says "Walmart.com: Baby Nursery" and click it.

- Click "Bedding and Decor" on the menu on the left.

- At the very bottom of the page, click SITE DIRECTORY (left column, 2nd link)

- Find the link that says "DVD & Blu-Ray Players"

- In the search box at the top, type in "Kill Bill". Change the drop down to ENTIRE SITE, then click FIND

- Look for the KILL BILL VOLUME 1 BLU-RAY link and click it
At this time, I'd like to comment at Kill Bill is an excellent movie that has recently been released on Blu-Ray. Though I am still bitter over the fact that HD-DVD lost the fight to Blu-Ray, that in no way compromises my feelings towards this particular movie. I look forward to picking it up during one of our next outings to one of America's fine retail establishments. Lacking such a field trip, I may be so inclined as to order it through a website, such as Amazon.com. (In all honestly, the second choice is more likely since I very rarely venture out of the house).

Further thoughts on this cinematic masterpiece can be read here: http://www.dvdfriend.us/Read.aspx?bid=17a29d65-1683-47d6-81c7-b335550a5f9b

- At this point, you should have realized that everything above was a wild goose chase with no real end-game in mind. Incase you're not paying attention, though, allow me to continue.

- In internet explorer, click the FILE menu option

- Click the OPEN option

- Type "http://jayallard.blogspot.com" in the textbox, and click Enter.

- In the right menu, click a story of your choice. Might I suggest "When Leia Farts", a powerful look into canine psyche and its affect on the human social experience.

- In the right menu, click the "The latest news about unborn baby jack"

- This will bring you to the babyallard blog sight, in which you can see the pictures of the nursery.

If you do not have the sense of wild fun adventure necessary to follow the previous steps, you may go the more direct route by simply going here: http://babyallard.blogspot.com. However, I strongly discourage that as the hand-held tour described above brings you to fascinating and interesting checkpoints within the deepest recesses of the world wide web that you may otherwise not encounter.

Enjoy